With Neighbors Like These
July 20th, 2021With Neighbors Like These
by Linda Lovely
July 12 – August 6, 2021 Tour
Synopsis:
MANAGING AN HOA IS MURDERâŠ
He championed shooting deer inside the HOAâs nature sanctuary. Now his corpse is posed curbside, cradling a trophy deer head. The theatrical murder panics residents, and Ted Welch asks Kylee Kane, retired Coast Guard investigator, to help his HOA management firm calm fears. Kylee agrees. Her own mother is getting death threats over her crusade to protect the deer.
HOA=DOA TERROR REIGNSâŠ
When a belligerent owner in another HOA is murdered, terror reigns. The Sheriffâs Department blames Ted for letting HOA feuds spiral into homicide. Kylee discovers links between the victims and suspects a recently-pardoned general is next. Authorities and the arrogant general dismiss her warning. Can she foil the third act in the crafty killerâs death-as-theater game or will she be the next corpse on display?
Praise for With Neighbors Like These:
“Linda Lovely delivers another twisty mystery with the perfect mix of wry humor and quirky characters. Anyone looking for a fun, fast page-turner, here it is!”
–Tami Hoag, #1 New York Times bestselling author
âHOA communities seem deceptively safe, but the mix of gossip and politics in rule-bound groups can be a fertile breeding ground for murder. For the gutsy Kylee Kane, a fact-finding gig in South Carolinaâs Lowcountry turns increasingly complex and dangerous. With Neighbors Like These offers a distinctive setting, a tenacious female sleuth and captivating suspense.â
–Katherine Ramsland, bestselling author of How to Catch a Killer
“Low Country murder, intrigue, and even a little romance abound in With Neighbors Like These. Kylee Kane is a welcome addition to the genre, and author Linda Lovely knows how to stir the pot with crackling dialogue and a tidy little mystery. Highly recommended!”
–Richard Helms, Derringer and Thriller Awards winning author of Brittle Karma
Book Details:
Genre:Traditional Mystery
Published by: Level Best Books
Publication Date: July 13th 2021
Number of Pages: 326
ISBN: 9781953789457
Series: HOA Mystery Series, Book 1
Purchase Links: Amazon | Barnes & Noble | Goodreads
ISLAND BREEZES
Fun neighbors some of these aren’t. Especially the ones who are killing their neighbors. In weird ways.
Kylee Kane’s mother is getting death threats because she wants the residents to vote on how to handle an enlarging herd of deer who are invading the community. Kylee is determined to find out about who’s behind those threats. She also gets caught up investigating the murders. Ted, her friend who’s like a brother, owns the HOA management firm for the communities where the bizarre murders and accidents are happening.
On top of everything the local sheriff’s department are a bit antagonist towards Kylee and Ted. So, no help there. Now that Ted and Kylee have figured out who the next victim will be, they’re on their own.
About two third’s of the way through this book you will think you’ve figured out who the killer is. You haven’t.
Thank you, Ms Lovely. I’m hoping you have another HOA mystery in the works. I definitely enjoyed this one.
***Book provided without charge by PICT.***
Read an excerpt:
ONE
Kylee Kane
Friday, September 25, 6:30 p.m.
âMom, are we eating at the kitchen table?â
Silence.
Not again.
I look outside. Momâs standing by the mailbox, tugging on the blue stocking cap that keeps her nearly-bald head warm.
Crap. I said Iâd get the mail. Sheâs a stubborn old cuss. While her skin now looks like wrinkle-mapped parchment, those cagey blue eyes still flash.
Mom stops midway to the house to read something. A postcard? She looks up. Her expression is one I rarely see. Fear? Distress? Definitely bad news.
Tedâs Mustang pulls into the drive, and Mom stuffs whatever worried her into a pocket. Ted jumps out, and Momâs thin arms embrace him.
Thirty years ago, Ted was my kid brotherâs pimpled, bratty best friend, a snot-nosed pest. Last year, when we met up again in the Lowcountry, I couldnât believe it. These days he could model for GQ. A lot happens when decades pass between sightings.
I open the front door. Momâs slightly out of breath as Ted helps her up the stairs. While her cancerâs in retreat, chemo has taken a toll.
Ted glances my way and grins.
âHi, Kylee. See youâre still having trouble getting your mother to behave. Bet you long for those Coast Guard days when you could give orders and know theyâd be obeyed.â
âYep, some days Iâm sorry I retired,â I answer.
Mom waves her hand like sheâs shooing flies. âLetâs talk about something interesting. Ted, what do you hear from your son?â
âGrantâs great, sends lots of love. Says your care package made life worth living last week. Freshman yearâs tough at the Citadel.â
At six-feet, Ted towers over my five-foot-two mother. Though heâs forty-seven, three years my junior, only a hint of silver threads his thick black hair. His hazel eyes seem to change color with his mood or maybe itâs just the light. Tonight, theyâre green.
Ted looks worried as he studies Mom. He was eight when his own mother died. After that Mom included him in all our family activities. He loves Mom as much as I do.
During our kitchen table dinner, he regales us with tales of HOA intrigue to lift Momâs spirits. Since his management company has more than a dozen homeowner associations as clients, his supply of stories seems endless.
âOnce upon a time, there were three neighbors,â he begins. âRulesALot is convinced his neighbor, DoggyDo, is harboring three mutts, one more than the two-pet-per-household limit. Since he canât see over his hedge to prove it, RulesALot launches a spy drone. A pilot heâs not. His drone crashes in ToplessTinaâs backyard, whoâs suing him as a Peeping Tom. Of course, thereâs only one question on every male ownerâs mind: Did the drone snap photos of Tinaâs tatas before it nosedived?â
Tedâs eyebrows wiggle up and down, and Mom laughs. âYour HOA stories are certainly entertaining.â
âBelieve me, the stories are a lot funnier if youâre not expected to wade into the middle of the skirmishes. Never dreamed HOAs would be tougher to manage than U.S. embassies on hostile soil.â
Mom fiddles with her napkin. âSpeaking of neighborhood feuds, I have a confession. I figured youâd be scolding me by now, Ted, since you manage our HOA âŠâ
Ted and I look at each other. Uh oh.
âWhat did you do?â Ted asks.
âI told the moron Hullis Island directors Iâll sue if they donât let us vote on what happens to our deer. Emailed copies to all 1,123 owners.â
I reach across the table and squeeze Momâs hand. Though I agree with her, she needs to focus on regaining strength, not leading a crusade. âOh, Mom, kicking over a hornetsâ nest isnât part of your cancer recovery regimen.â
Momâs eyes narrow. âHey, everyone else bitched and nothing happened. Figured a lawsuit threat might make their little sphincters tighten, and theyâd pay attention.â
Mom switches to a fake, shaky geezer voice. âIâm a little old lady, their nightmare plaintiff. Whoâs going to go off on some sick, elderly lady?â
Tedâs eyebrows lift. âExactly what did your email say?â
âTold âem their plan to shoot our almost-tame deer with no vote on who, what, when, or how was plain wrong. Hullis Island is a nature sanctuary. They canât unilaterally declare an open hunting season without an island vote to change our covenants.â
Ted shakes his head. âMyrt, I told the board the same thing, though a bit more diplomatically. The directors sided with Cliff, the board president, and his expert, some lawyer drinking buddy, who found a no-vote loophole after theyâd tipped a few.â
He shrugs. âWelch HOA Management offers advice, but weâre hired help. Clients call the shots.â
âWhat loophole?â I butt in. âDonât the covenants require a vote on any change to the islandâs status as a nature sanctuary?â
Ted nods. âCliffâs citing a provision that allows killing protected animals if they pose a threat to human life.â
I roll my eyes. âWhat? They say zombie deer are preparing to ambush humans? That exception allows trapping rabid raccoons or aggressive alligators, not shooting starving deer.â
âI cornered Barb Darrin, a director I thought had sense,â Mom says. âHer justification? Deer carry ticks, a health hazard, and they can crash into golf carts.â
Mom sighs. âEveryone agrees the herdâs out of control. Doesnât give these arrogant SOBs the right to sanction a Wild West killing spree. Sure as shoot, some bozo will mistake a human or a big dog for a deer and fire away. You wonât be able to throw a rock without hitting some guy in camo with a high-powered rifle.â
Ted taps his spoon against his coffee mug. âMyrt, what arenât you telling us?â
âWellâŠâ She shrugs. âSeems one wannabe deer killer has no qualms about threatening old ladies.â She pulls the crumpled card from the pocket of her baggy sweater. âFound this love note in my mailbox.â
Good grief. Thatâs what she stuffed in her pocket.
Ted snatches what looks like some movie-makerâs idea of a ransom note. Black-and-white newsprint cut and pasted on a postcard.
âWhat a nice closing line.â Ted reads, ââItâs time us hunters declare open season on diseased deer and busybody bitches like Myrtle Kane.ââ He turns the card over to look at the front. âDid this come in an envelope?â
âNo, just lying in the box.â
âMom! This is dangerous. Either Iâm moving back in with you or youâre coming to live with me.â
âNonsense,â she scoffs. âItâs pure bluster. Took a year to convince you Iâm healthy enough to live alone. Anyway, I get seasick just thinking about sleeping on your boat. No-sir-ee, you canât dynamite me out of this house.â
Ted raises his palm in a hold-it gesture. âMyrt, do you think Dan Finley pasted this up?â
She shakes her head. âWhile Iâm convinced heâs our Grass Slayer, itâs not his MO to cut up newsprint and issue threats. More his style to use that big commercial sprayer of his to ruin the Quaidsâ lawn tonight.â
I frown. âThe Quaids who live cattycorner? What does Finley have against them?â
âTheyâre one of the couples leading the âSave Bambiâ drive.â
âBut why would Finley do something tonight?â
âThe Quaids are in Savannah for their sonâs wedding,â Mom answers.
Ted sets down his mug. âYou may be right about Finley seizing the opportunity.â
Mom chimes in. âThe deer have cost him big bucks. The poor starving creatures devour plants like I eat chocolates. Plants heâs guaranteed. His nursery and landscaping business is hurting. He blames folks like the Quaids, who put out buckets of corn to keep the deer alive.â
âLast week, herbicide messages were left on the lawns of two other deer lovers who were out of town,â Ted adds. âDead yellow grass shows up quite nicely against a field of green Bermuda blades.â
âWhat kind of messages?â I ask.
Mom shrugs. âOne lawn read, âUp yours!â He was more artistic on the other lawn, drew a fist with an extended middle finger.â
I laugh in spite of my worries that Finley might be Momâs new enemy.
Mom purses her lips. âSure, it sounds like juvenile hijinks, but the angerâs palpable. Folks who golfed or played bridge together no longer speak. Thatâs why Iâm adamant we need a vote. Then, win or lose, everyone has a say, and we can move on. Itâs called democracy.â
âSpeaking of democracy, I propose a kitchen vote,â Ted says. âAll in favor of Kylee and me staking out the Quaidsâ yard tonight raise your hands. That overgrown lot across the street offers a view of their place. Maybe we can catch Dan Finley at work.â
While Iâm skeptical a one-night stakeout will succeed, that vacant lot also offers a perfect view of Momâs mailbox. And Iâm all for hanging around to catch anyone delivering hate mail.
Ted and I raise our hands. Mom harrumphs.
âJust what will you do if Dan Finley does drop by?â she asks.
âVideo him doing the evil deed.â Ted smiles. âMy new phone takes excellent photos in low light.â
Mom grumbles, but wonât argue with our kitchen table vote, a Kane family tradition.
âJust when do you intend to sneak off in the woods?â
Ted glances at his watch. âSay an hour? I doubt Finley would chance a drive-by while folks are still drifting home from dinner at the club.â
âGood. Iâll change into some old clothes and sneakers I left here before I was evicted.â
Ted looks ready for a Southern Living picture shoot in his tan chinos, button-down shirt, and polished loafers. âYou sacrificing your HOA meeting duds for this outing?â
His hazel eyes twinkle. âNope,â Ted answers. âI was a Boy Scout. Your dad, our scoutmaster, taught us well. I have running clothes in the trunk.â
***
Excerpt from With Neighbors Like These by Linda Lovely. Copyright 2021 by Linda Lovely. Reproduced with permission from Linda Lovely. All rights reserved.
Author Bio:
A journalism major in college, Linda Lovely has spent most of her career working in PR and advertisingâan early introduction to penning fiction. With Neighbors Like These is Lovelyâs ninth mystery/suspense novel. Whether sheâs writing cozy mysteries, historical suspense or contemporary thrillers, her novels share one common elementâsmart, independent heroines. Humor and romance also sneak into every manuscript. Her work has earned nominations for a number of prestigious awards, ranging from RWAâs Golden Heart for Romantic Suspense to Killer Nashvilleâs Silver Falchion for Best Cozy Mystery. A long-time member of Sisters in Crime and former chapter president, Lovely also belongs to International Thriller Writers and Mystery Writers of America. For many years, she helped organize the Writersâ Police Academy. She lives on a lake in Upstate South Carolina with her husband, and enjoys swimming, tennis, gardening, long walks, and, of course, reading.
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